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Unpublished Rants of an Arts Student
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Jamie Dimon, CEO of JPMorgan Chase, will be asked to testify about his bank's recent $2-3 billion loss at a Senate hearing next month. Here are some of the best quotes to come from said testimony:
- “On the advice of counsel, I respectfully decline to answer based upon my Fifth Amendment constitutional privilege.”
- “On the advice of counsel, I respectfully decline to answer based upon my Fifth Amendment constitutional privilege.”
- “On the advice of counsel, I respectfully decline to answer based upon my Fifth Amendment constitutional privilege.”
- “On the advice of counsel, I respectfully decline to answer based upon my Fifth Amendment constitutional privilege.”
- “Is this all we have — water? Can I get, like, some Gatorade or something?”
- “On the advice of counsel, I respectfully decline to answer based upon my Fifth Amendment constitutional privilege.”
- “On the advice of counsel, I respectfully decline to answer based upon my Fifth Amendment constitutional privilege.”
- “Oh shit — did I really allow one of our European investment arms to blow through three billion dollars? Well I guess I know why y’all want regulators up my ass, but this sort of shit happens all the fucking time.”
- “Oops. Can you please strike my last set of remarks from the record? I was thinking out loud. It happens after I drink. Drink Pepsi, that is. Pepsi and rum.”
- “Also, on the advice of counsel, I respectfully decline to answer further questions based upon my Fifth Amendment constitutional privilege.”
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Anchorman 2 poster revealed
Anchorman 2 has filmed a new teaser trailer that will air ahead of The Dictator, a process director Adam McKay has described as extremely helpful in coming up with ideas for the new script…
Color-mapping the outcome of every American presidential election ever. Also see 88 years of red-blue divide animated in one minute.
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President Obama | 2012 White House Correspondents’ Dinner
He’s a dorky winker.
he has a long history of supreme dorkiness. remember the dad jeans?
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I have to get the Secret Service home in time for their new curfew.
President Barack Obama (via spinlighted)
Heh.
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